Not too far away is beta convention, and a few of my friends and i are planning playing a prank(s) on our supervisor.....But what? I have absolutely no idea. The year before last the guys hid her luggage and set her alarm for 4:30 and put vaseline on her seat. Those were good, but we need some new ones.......Any ideas? i was thinking the luggage, booby traping her door, and spiking her coffee(with like, NOS or 5 hour power).... Please help, we want harmless, memorable, and fun ideas!
ok, i come up with:
1) substituting her toothpaste with orajel
2) putting icyhot on her deodorant (possibly)
3) setting her alarm on the hotel phoone and taping down the hook so when she answers the phone it will just keep ringing; and i'll unscrew the bulbs in her lamps, and set the alarm on her clock for an hour afterwards so just as shes going back to sleep it'll wake her back up....
4)plastic wrap on her door so she just bounces off
5)tie her door and the door across the hall together so they play tug-of-war to get out
6) vaseline on the toilet seat
7) take the lid off her shampoo and block the opening with plastic wrap then put the lid back on
any other ideas, people?
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Black Holes
My science techer is trying to tell me that black holes are made out of nothing, and i dont think thats possible. I tried to tell him that ''nothing'' technically doesnt exist, because nothing is nonexistence, making blackholes something. Am i right or am i right?
And we also had an argument about flamengos. Someone asked him why they were pink and he said ''Thats just their geneology." I raised my hand and said "Actually, its because they eat so much shrimp. The betacaroutine turns them pink.'' He dismissed it as impossible.
The next day I spoke to him about it and told him that he should look it up & check his facts. He refused to do so, and that day in class, he stood up and said: "See, Kelbie here, would have you believe that flamengos are pink because they eat shrimp. Shrimp arent pink, people! They're white before you boil them! Your diet has absolutely nothing to do with what color you are; its impossible to happen!"
The next day i bugged him untill he looked it up and turns I was right and he was wrong. (imagine that) He wouldn't admit it, but he never contradicted me about flamengos again. He now calls me the classes 'resident fact checker' and when Demy asked him a question, he said, "Why dont you ask Kelbie, she's our resident fact checker.''
I just love getting on his nerves ^ ^
And we also had an argument about flamengos. Someone asked him why they were pink and he said ''Thats just their geneology." I raised my hand and said "Actually, its because they eat so much shrimp. The betacaroutine turns them pink.'' He dismissed it as impossible.
The next day I spoke to him about it and told him that he should look it up & check his facts. He refused to do so, and that day in class, he stood up and said: "See, Kelbie here, would have you believe that flamengos are pink because they eat shrimp. Shrimp arent pink, people! They're white before you boil them! Your diet has absolutely nothing to do with what color you are; its impossible to happen!"
The next day i bugged him untill he looked it up and turns I was right and he was wrong. (imagine that) He wouldn't admit it, but he never contradicted me about flamengos again. He now calls me the classes 'resident fact checker' and when Demy asked him a question, he said, "Why dont you ask Kelbie, she's our resident fact checker.''
I just love getting on his nerves ^ ^
Spring Break
Im bored and just wanted to say hey to all of my friends that i havent seen for a whole week....Hey Tori, Laken, Miranda, Hannah, Haley, and Mary K.
Anyways i have been practicing drums and guitar this week, and im about to go get a mani/pedi!
Anyways i have been practicing drums and guitar this week, and im about to go get a mani/pedi!
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